Dear Leader: Please Erase the Hard-Drive That is the American Government

Dear Leader,

The American government is a contagion that threatens the well-being of humanity planet-wide.

Please delete the following agencies and all will be well.

• Administration for Children and Families (ACF)
• Administration for Native Americans
• Administration on Aging (AoA)
• Administration on Developmental Disabilities
• Administrative Conference of the United States
• Administrative Office of the U.S. Courts
• Advisory Council on Historic Preservation
• African Development Foundation
• Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ)
• Agency for International Development (USAID)
• Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry
• Agricultural Marketing Service
• Agricultural Research Service
• Agriculture Department
• Air Force
• Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau
• Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives Bureau
• American Battle Monuments Commission
• AmeriCorps
• Amtrak
• Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service
• Antitrust Division
• Appalachian Regional Commission
• Architect of the Capitol
• Archives (National Archives and Records Administration)
• Arctic Research Commission
• Armed Forces Retirement Home
• Arms Control and International Security
• Army
• Army Corps of Engineers
• Arthritis and Musculoskeletal Interagency Coordinating Committee
• Bankruptcy Courts
• Barry M. Goldwater Scholarship and Excellence in Education Program
• Bonneville Power Administration
• Botanic Garden
• Broadcasting Board of Governors
• Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade
• Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives
• Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS)
• Bureau of Consumer Financial Protection
• Bureau of Economic Analysis (BEA)
• Bureau of Engraving and Printing
• Bureau of Indian Affairs (BIA)
• Bureau of Industry and Security
• Bureau of International Labor Affairs
• Bureau of Justice Statistics
• Bureau of Labor Statistics
• Bureau of Land Management (BLM)
• Bureau of Prisons
• Bureau of Reclamation
• Bureau of the Census
• Bureau of the Public Debt
• Bureau of Transportation Statistics
• Capitol Police
• Capitol Visitor Center
• Census Bureau
• Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition
• Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC)
• Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services (CMS)
• Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
• Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board
• Chief Acquisition Officers Council
• Chief Financial Officers Council
• Chief Human Capital Officers Council
• Chief Information Officers Council
• Citizens’ Stamp Advisory Committee
• Citizenship and Immigration Services
• Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS)
• Coast Guard
• Commerce Department
• Commission of Fine Arts
• Commission on Civil Rights
• Commission on International Religious Freedom
• Commission on Security and Cooperation in Europe (Helsinki Commission)
• Committee for the Implementation of Textile Agreements
• Committee on Foreign Investment in the United States
• Community Oriented Policing Services (COPS)
• Community Planning and Development
• Compliance, Office of
• Computer Emergency Readiness Team (US CERT)
• Congress—U.S. House of Representatives
• Congress—U.S. Senate
• Congressional Budget Office (CBO)
• Congressional Research Service
• Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
• Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC)
• Coordinating Council on Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention
• Copyright Office
• Corporation for National and Community Service
• Corps of Engineers
• Council of Economic Advisers
• Council on Environmental Quality
• Court of Appeals for the Armed Forces
• Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit
• Court of Appeals for Veterans Claims
• Court of Federal Claims
• Court of International Trade
• Court Services and Offender Supervision Agency for the District of Columbia
• Customs and Border Protection


• Defense Acquisition University
• Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA)
• Defense Commissary Agency
• Defense Contract Audit Agency (DCAA)
• Defense Contract Management Agency
• Department of Defense (DOD)
• Defense Field Activities
• Defense Finance and Accounting Services (DFAS)
• Defense Information Systems Agency (DISA)
• Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA)
• Defense Legal Services Agency
• Defense Logistics Agency (DLA)
• Defense Nuclear Facilities Safety Board
• Defense Security Cooperation Agency (DSCA)
• Defense Security Service (DSS)
• Defense Technical Information Center
• Defense Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA)
• Delaware River Basin Commission
• Denali Commission

• Department of Agriculture
• Department of Commerce
• Department of Defense Inspector General
• Department of Education (ED)
• Department of Energy (DOE)
• Department of Health and Human Services
• Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
• Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD)
• Department of Justice (DOJ)
• Department of Labor (DOL)
• Department of State (DOS)
• Department of the Interior (DOI)
• Department of the Treasury
• Department of Transportation (DOT)
• Department of Veterans Affairs (VA)
• Director of National Intelligence, Office of
• Domestic Policy Council
• Drug Enforcement Administration
• Dwight D. Eisenhower School for National Security and Resource Strategy
• Economic Adjustment Office
• Economic Analysis, Bureau of
• Economic Development Administration (EDA)
• Economic Research Service
• Economic, Business and Agricultural Affairs
• Economics and Statistics Administration
• Education Department
• Education Resources Information Center (ERIC)
• Election Assistance Commission
• Elementary and Secondary Education, Office of
• Employee Benefits Security Administration (EBSA)
• Employment and Training Administration
• Endangered Species Program
• Energy Department
• Energy Information Administration
• English Language Acquisition Office
• Engraving and Printing, Bureau of
• Environmental Management (Energy Department)

• Environmental Protection Agency (EPA)
• Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC)
• European Command
• Executive Office for Immigration Review
• Export-Import Bank of the United States
• Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity (FHEO)
• Federal National Mortgage Association (Fannie Mae)
• Farm Credit Administration
• Farm Credit System Insurance Corporation
• Farm Service Agency
• Federal Accounting Standards Advisory Board
• Federal Aviation Administration (FAA)
• Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
• Federal Bureau of Prisons
• Federal Communications Commission (FCC)
• Federal Consulting Group
• Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC)
• Federal Election Commission
• Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA)
• Federal Energy Regulatory Commission
• Federal Executive Boards
• Federal Financial Institutions Examination Council
• Federal Financing Bank
• Federal Geographic Data Committee
• Federal Highway Administration
• Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation (Freddie Mac)
• Federal Housing Finance Agency
• Federal Interagency Committee for the Management of Noxious and Exotic Weeds
• Federal Interagency Committee on Education
• Federal Interagency Council on Statistical Policy
• Federal Judicial Center
• Federal Labor Relations Authority
• Federal Laboratory Consortium for Technology Transfer
• Federal Law Enforcement Training Center
• Federal Library and Information Center Committee
• Federal Maritime Commission
• Federal Mediation and Conciliation Service
• Federal Mine Safety and Health Review Commission
• Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA)
• Federal Railroad Administration
• Federal Register
• Federal Reserve System
• Federal Retirement Thrift Investment Board
• Federal Student Aid Information Center
• Federal Trade Commission (FTC)
• Federal Transit Administration
• Federal Voting Assistance Program
• Financial Management Service (Treasury Department)
• Fiscal Responsibility and Reform Commission
• Fish and Wildlife Service
• Food and Drug Administration (FDA)
• Food Safety and Inspection Service
• Foreign Agricultural Service
• Foreign Claims Settlement Commission
• Forest Service
• Fossil Energy
• Fulbright Foreign Scholarship Board
• General Services Administration (GSA)
• Geological Survey
• Global Affairs (State Department)
• Government Accountability Office (GAO)
• Government Ethics, Office of
• Government National Mortgage Association
• Government Printing Office (GPO)
• Grain Inspection, Packers and Stockyards Administration
• Harry S. Truman Scholarship Foundation
• Health and Human Services Department
• Health Resources and Services Administration
• Healthy Homes and Lead Hazard Control Office
• Helsinki Commission
• Holocaust Memorial Museum
• Homeland Security Department
• House of Representatives
• House Office of Inspector General
• House Office of the Clerk
• Housing Office (HUD)
• Immigration and Customs Enforcement
• Indian Affairs
• Indian Arts and Crafts Board
• Indian Health Service
• Industrial College of the Armed Forces
• Industry and Security, Bureau of
• Information Resource Management College
• Information Resources Center
• Innovation and Improvement Office
• Inspectors General
• Institute of Education Sciences
• Institute of Museum and Library Services
• Institute of Peace
• Inter-American Foundation
• Interagency Alternative Dispute Resolution Working Group
• Interagency Council on Homelessness
• Interior Department
• Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
• International Labor Affairs, Bureau of
• International Trade Administration (ITA)
• International Trade Commission
• Interpol
• James Madison Memorial Fellowship Foundation
• Japan-United States Friendship Commission
• Job Corps
• John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
• Joint Board for the Enrollment of Actuaries
• Joint Chiefs of Staff
• Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies
• Joint Fire Science Program
• Joint Forces Command
• Joint Forces Staff College
• Joint Military Intelligence College
• Judicial Circuit Courts of Appeal
• Judicial Panel on Multidistrict Litigation
• Justice Department
• Justice Programs, Office of
• Justice Statistics, Bureau of
• Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention, Office of
• Labor Department (DOL)
• Labor Statistics, Bureau of
• Land Management, Bureau of
• Legal Services Corporation
• Library of Congress
• Marine Corps
• Marine Mammal Commission
• Maritime Administration
• Marketing and Regulatory Programs (Agriculture Department)
• Marshals Service
• Mediation and Conciliation Service
• Medicaid and CHIP Payment and Access Commission
• Medicare Payment Advisory Commission
• Merit Systems Protection Board
• Migratory Bird Conservation Commission
• Military Postal Service Agency
• Millennium Challenge Corporation
• Mine Safety and Health Administration
• Minority Business Development Agency
• Mint
• Missile Defense Agency (MDA)
• Mississippi River Commission
• Morris K. Udall and Stewart L. Udall Foundation
• Multifamily Housing Office
• National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)
• National Agricultural Statistics Service
• National AIDS Policy Office
• National Archives and Records Administration (NARA)
• National Bipartisan Commission on the Future of Medicare
• National Capital Planning Commission
• National Cemetery Administration (NCA)
• National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform
• National Constitution Center
• National Council on Disability (NCD)
• National Counterintelligence Executive, Office of
• National Credit Union Administration
• National Defense University
• National Defense University iCollege
• National Drug Intelligence Center
• National Economic Council
• National Endowment for the Arts
• National Endowment for the Humanities
• National Flood Insurance Program (NFIP)
• National Gallery of Art
• National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
• National Guard
• National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA)
• National Indian Gaming Commission
• National Institute of Food and Agriculture
• National Institute of Justice
• National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH)
• National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health
• National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST)
• National Institutes of Health (NIH)
• National Intelligence University
• National Interagency Fire Center
• National Labor Relations Board
• National Laboratories (Energy Department)
• National Marine Fisheries Service
• National Mediation Board
• National Nuclear Security Administration
• National Ocean Service
• National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)
• National Park Foundation
• National Park Service
• National Passport Information Center (NPIC)
• National Railroad Passenger Corporation (AMTRAK)
• National Reconnaissance Office
• National Science Foundation
• National Security Agency (NSA)
• National Security Council
• National Technical Information Service
• National Telecommunications and Information Administration
• National Transportation Safety Board
• National War College
• National Weather Service (NOAA)
• Natural Resources Conservation Service
• Navy
• Northern Command
• Northwest Power and Conservation Council
• Nuclear Energy, Science and Technology
• Nuclear Regulatory Commission
• Nuclear Waste Technical Review Board
• Oak Ridge National Laboratory
• Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA)
• Occupational Safety and Health Review Commission
• Office for Civil Rights, Department of Education
• Office of Community Planning and Development
• Office of Compliance
• Office of Disability Employment Policy
• Office of Elementary and Secondary Education (OESE)
• Office of Fossil Energy
• Office of Government Ethics
• Office of Justice Programs
• Office of Juvenile Justice and Delinquency Prevention
• Office of Management and Budget (OMB)
• Office of National Drug Control Policy (ONDCP)
• Office of Nuclear Energy (Department of Energy)
• Office of Personnel Management (OPM)
• Office of Refugee Resettlement
• Office of Science and Technology Policy
• Office of Scientific and Technical Information
• Office of Special Counsel
• Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services (OSERS)
• Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC)
• Office of the Director of National Intelligence
• Office of the Federal Register
• Office of the Pardon Attorney
• Open World Leadership Center
• Overseas Private Investment Corporation
• Pacific Command
• Pacific Northwest Electric Power and Conservation Planning Council
• Pardon Attorney, Office of
• Parole Commission (Justice Department)
• Peace Corps
• Pension Benefit Guaranty Corporation (PBGC)
• Pentagon Force Protection Agency
• Pipeline and Hazardous Materials Safety Administration
• Policy Development and Research (HUD)
• Political Affairs (State Department)
• Postal Regulatory Commission
• Postal Service
• Power Administrations
• President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Sports
• Presidio Trust
• Prisoner of War/Missing Personnel Office
• Public and Indian Housing
• Public Diplomacy and Public Affairs (State Department)
• Radio and TV Marti
• Radio Free Asia (RFA)
• Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty (RFE/RL)
• Railroad Retirement Board (RRB)
• Reclamation, Bureau of
• Refugee Resettlement, Office of
• Regulatory Information Service Center
• Rehabilitation Services Administration (Education Department)
• Research and Innovative Technology Administration
• Risk Management Agency (Agriculture Department)
• Rural Business and Cooperative Programs
• Rural Development
• Rural Housing Service
• Rural Utilities Service
• Saint Lawrence Seaway Development Corporation
• Science and Technology Policy, Office of
• Science Office (Energy Department)
• Scientific and Technical Information, Office of
• Secret Service
• Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC)
• Selective Service System (SSS)
• Senate
• Small Business Administration (SBA)
• Smithsonian Institution
• Social Security Administration (SSA)
• Social Security Advisory Board
• Southeastern Power Administration
• Southern Command
• Southwestern Power Administration
• Special Forces Operations Command
• State Department
• State Justice Institute
• Stennis Center for Public Service
• Strategic Command
• Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration
• Supreme Court of the United States
• Surface Mining, Reclamation and Enforcement
• Surface Transportation Board
• Susquehanna River Basin Commission
• Tax Court
• Taxpayer Advocacy Panel
• Tennessee Valley Authority
• Trade and Development Agency
• Transportation Command
• Transportation Department
• Transportation Security Administration (TSA)
• Transportation Statistics, Bureau of
• Treasury Department
• TRICARE Management
• Trustee Program
• U.S. AbilityOne Commission
• U.S. Access Board
• U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID)
• U.S. Air Force
• U.S. Arctic Research Commission
• U.S. Army
• U.S. Army Corps of Engineers
• U.S. Botanic Garden
• U.S. Capitol Police
• U.S. Capitol Visitor Center
• U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM)
• U.S. Circuit Courts of Appeal
• U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services
• U.S. Coast Guard
• U.S. Commission of Fine Arts
• U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom
• U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC)
• U.S. Court of Appeals for Veterans Claims
• U.S. Customs and Border Protection
• U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA)
• U.S. Department of Commerce (DOC)
• U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS)
• U.S. Election Assistance Commission (EAC)
• U.S. Fleet Forces Command
• U.S. Geological Survey (USGS)
• U.S. House of Representatives
• U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
• U.S. International Trade Commission
• U.S. Military Academy, West Point
• U.S. Mission to the United Nations
• U.S. National Central Bureau – Interpol (Justice Department)
• U.S. Patent and Trademark Office
• U.S. Postal Service (USPS)
• U.S. Senate
• U.S. Sentencing Commission
• U.S. Trade and Development Agency
• U.S. Trade Representative
• U.S. Trustee Program
• Unified Combatant Commands (Defense Department)
• Uniformed Services University of the Health Sciences
• United States Mint
• United States Postal Inspection Service
• US-CERT
• Veterans Affairs Department (VA)
• Veterans Benefits Administration
• Veterans Day National Committee
• Veterans Employment and Training Service (VETS)
• Veterans’ Employment and Training Service
• Vietnam Education Foundation
• Voice of America
• Washington Headquarters Services
• Weather Service
• West Point (Army)
• Western Area Power Administration
• White House
• White House Commission on Presidential Scholars
• White House Office of Administration
• Women’s Bureau (Labor Department)
• Woodrow Wilson International Center for Scholars

h/t to WRSA

3 thoughts on “Dear Leader: Please Erase the Hard-Drive That is the American Government”

  1. Something more basic than above is at the heart of the matter, besides the administrative tyranny and it’s inherent corruption of it all not withstanding.

    As a thought experiment, let’s say for a moment there is voting our way out of this, and a fellow named Donald J. Trump somehow manages to get past the oligarchy gate keepers, and those gate keepers do not declare Martial Law, or assassinate Mr. Trump, or do any number of very bad things to retain their death grip on political power and total economic tyranny as we have today, where Mr. Trump is elected and is sworn in as POTUS. Lot of if’s there by any standard measure of the insanity that is disguised as a “government”. So that is the thing right there, the epiphany of the dynamics, government, the Leviathan, and this government is a beast. It is made up of millions of people, who it could be said to be the totalitarian’s among us, who constitute its real politick. Apparatchiks, sycophants, essentially the amerikan nomenklatura class, who in many ways are a class which rules over and meddles in every facet of the sphere of our lives, and in that meddling, lies vast collective and insidious power. And it is not only power over vast numbers of the lives of the populous, it is the power behind the thrown of power of the state. In many respects, it is become a power all unto itself, an “executive” power that the executive power as defined within the context of republican form of government, (yes, that in itself is an oxymoron, and so abused and corrupted it is in name only, but bear with me for arguments sake for a moment), itself is want to have total power over.

    If, Trump, (or for that matter to some extent, but in much different and probably worse ways, if the blood thirsty homicidal psychopath named Hillary Clinton becomes the next POTUS), it will be very difficult for a President Trump to change the course and character of that amerikan nomenclature administrative tyranny. In the most basic terms, this entity of administrative bureaucrats and their own sycophants which comprise the federal workforce, are essentially the worst of the domestic enemy of the dirt people. They have forgotten who they work for, and have waged a reign of terror and misery like a plague of locusts eating out our existence. Think about it for a spell. Are these government employees going to all of a sudden, up and change their spots like a leopard? Will they give up the petty power and the privileged status they have created thru their systematic administrative tyranny and strip mining this republic of it’s wealth, economic freedoms, and self determination?

    How can these people even be trusted? Never mind be left to their devices for the things they have done? And how can this government ever be repaired or recourses with this infestation of little totalitarians?

    Never mind the institutionalized mentality of unaccountability and moral, personal responsibility of having been responsible for the destruction of representative government. Let alone the violations at the very least of the entire ideal and concept of rule of law and consciously deliberately usurping it with rule of men.
    To me this is Armageddon by administrative diktat. These people have committed heinous acts of tyranny, the utter corruption is stupefying, Hobbe’s Leviathan pales in contrast to this immense entity of malice and forethought. In both scale and scope. The Roman Empire and it’s hedonism and corrupt nature is akin to a fart in a mitten to what these “American’s” have done and are doing to us dirt people.

    Is it any wonder why they all participate and enable in one fashion or another the disarmament and subjugation of every aspect of our lives? If we dirt people ever collectively as a moral and virtuous plurality come to a mind of how evil and insipid these people are, and we choose to take ultimate matters in our own hands, it will be a reckoning unlike any revolution in all of human history.

    Truth is, as truth does, the portent is almost too awful to comprehend in it’s entirety. That is how terrible the things these people are responsible for doing to us dirt people.

    For there but the grace of God I go.
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    …has replaced that.

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